lvysaur: sluttyoliveoil: lvysaur: lvysaur: when i say peeka you say boo peeka chu shut the fuck up
kawhoru: by the end of the school year i dont even give a shit anymore im literally just like
masturbuddy: ridin dick like fuckin yo bitch like
lndoors: gir L S„., weAER sHortS???? In SuMMER?????.„,. nO „„, BaD,. , too Porno gRaphic „ m i g/ht distraCt boys„ , . mus T punISh girls„,. how Dare thEy have lEGs., .????
Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me *7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
hairandglasses: “Drop the beat, Skrillex!” But Skrillex doesn’t drop the beat. Instead, he clutches it in his hands, unable to let it go, dooming the fate of the world in his greed. “Drop the beat, Skrillex,” repeats a desperate Samwise Gamgee, “please.”
I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s falling apart crying inside over thinking ect but maybe she’s just picturing porn in her head
gameandwatch: there’s a species of frog that breaks its own bones to make claws for defense purposes and if that isn’t the most fucking metal thing then i don’t know what is
florenceandthepoutines: I could go for a nice make-out session up against a wall right about now.
beyoncebeytwice: im in love with like 7 million boys
it must be nice to be famous cause you can just basically find your twitcon or profile pic courtesy of paps or fans without having to take 172398 selfies unless you are andrew garfield
peetababy: I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????
Reblog if ever you did this when you were little. →
laugh-addict: you will start the process like this and then end up like this
wanderection: sixtiesqueen: do you ever sing a duet and pretend youre both people #WHAT ABOUT US #WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING WE’VE BEEN THROUGH #WHAT ABOUT TRUST!!! #YOU KNOW I NEVER WANTED TO HURT YOU!! #WHAT ABOUT ME???????? #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!?!??!?!?!? #I GOTTA LEAVE BUT ILL MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!
dapenguinninja: sincerely-harry: my baby brother was really upset so he was crying until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop The last one tho
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it” i love this post every time
interviewer: guess which 3 albums were top selling in the UK last year
ed: adele, one direction and me
interviewer: yeah! how about that! ... though how could one direction beat you?
ed: they've got a huge fanbase
interviewer: yeah, they've got a good song as well. "little things", have you heard of it?
ed: my bank balance has
shotawars: shotawars: some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up 911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY...
holidan: undeadlife: do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex now i do
underneaththisskin: North Korea is like that kid in preschool who thinks he’s the shit for having the 16 pack of crayons when the U.S. actually has the 128 pack with the sharpener
dialupmodem: xamikachux: scary-monsters-and-davesprite: codarus: > install body mod because the default shoulders > wait somethings not right here kneeples KNEEPLES thanks for repeating the word in caps, bold and italics, tumblr user xamikachux, i almost missed it
ierotated: the only emotions that i’ve felt since i started school again have been tired and no
assiest: why do people have to get ready for bed? i’m always ready for bed
cumberbatchkisses: vvildrice: Neil Armstrong was the first human being on the moon Neil A. Now say that backwards wake up, America