When you and your friend are laughing at an inside joke, and some bitch decides to laugh too… →
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“No, you have no idea what we are laughing at.”
October 2011
I rather have people insult me than insult Gaga to be honest….
What did the two oceans say to each other? →
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Nothing.
they
just
waved
Oh, you had a crush on me before? →
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I was crushing on you too, bitch. Now you tell me.
My mom picks the most random times to bother me. →
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I’ll just be chillin’ minding my own business
& she’ll come in my room like
I may not be the best looking person in the world, →
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But at least i’m one funny mother fucker.
When you first use Tumblr, it seems boring →
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But once you get used to it, it’s like fucking Narnia
Being on the computer for... →
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Tumblr:
Facebook:
Music:
Studying/ homework:
Writing an essay for school: →
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Making a post for tumblr:
Drawing a shark. →
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Expectation:
Reality:
Trying to sneak up on a friend →
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Expectation:
Reality:
When someone wants to borrow something from you.. →
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you’re just like:
Normal friends walking down the street: →
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Me & my friends:
What I do when I take math test: →
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When I get the test:
When I look at question one:
When I look at all the questions:
by the end of the test:
Fuck it I’ll sell drugs.
