To my followers
I-I love you (‘:
November 2011
Trying to look sexy while smiling: →
ow.ly
Expectation:
Reality:
Studying at your friend's place →
ow.ly
Expectation:
Reality:
That awkward moment when you are reading Twilight and realize that Bella Swan has sex, gets pregnant and almost dies
She obviously hasn’t seen Mean Girls.
That awkward moment when your ex says "you will never find another like me"
duh, that’s the point.. THE FUCK
This gif works for everything;
Who ate the last cookie?
Who did their homework?
Who are you going to the movies with?
Who has my hairdryer?
Who needs a nose job?
"I'd be scared of calling 911 for anything because they tape those phone calls. You know that shit's private." :
THEY PLAY THAT SHIT ON THE NEWS 40 TIMES A DAY. ALL MY FRIENDS AT THE FUNERAL ARE ALL GOING LIKE:
80% of tumblr users have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend... Reblog if you love food.
Dear Kindergarten children, If you don't like nap time, please give it to us.
Sincerely, Highschool Students.
The things that piss me off the most at school:
The girls who always try to fight:
The people that ask stupid questions:
The kids who get their swagger on in front of me and make me late:
The couples who make out in the middle of the hall:
The boys who think they’re hot shit:
The ghetto girls that always scream at each other:
Everyone else:
Things i love hearing...
The food is ready…
You’re beautiful…
I love you…
you’re doing great in my class…
you’re one of a kind…
my favorite song…
I trust you…
When you are in a relationship and everyone tells you they like you
I was single for so long.
This is what I do during summer:
Wake up:
Check Tumblr:
Eat:
Go back on tumblr:
then sleep:
AND REPEAT
When you're listening to a heavy song in your headphones, and you do that really serious angry walk
That awkward moment when you know the full lyrics of over 100 songs, but can't remember 25 biology definitions
