October 2011
That awkward moment someone asks you your favorite... →
and you’re just like:
There’s soooo many to chooose!
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While looking through my yearbook... →
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When someone takes a bad picture of me: →
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Come at me bro. →
Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book ?
Student: 2 Books
Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books ?
Student: 4 Books
Teacher: Now I’ll ask you a tough one. 1,789,365 Books + 23,678,989 Books … ?
Student: LIBRARY.
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That awkward moment when you fall unexpectedly →
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When you go to a party and see they got snacks: →
That moment →
When you see your favorite band is on tour:
And then you realize the nearest show is like on the fucking moon:
Playing freeze tag with the friends... →
You got the people that are never frozen:
The people that are ALWAYS frozen
The people that move even when they’re frozen
And then theres me…..
When I'm home alone →
Walk around half-naked
Pig out
Tumblr
Mom’s home!!!
When you realize the joke was aimed at you... →
That moment when you look at your crush and saw... →
When someone apologizes for bumping into you when... →
YOU BETTER BE SORRY
The minute you get home from school... →
When you finally finish your homework: →
then you realise you still have more:
In movies when they wake up in the morning, they... →
How the female mind works: →
Hot guy:
Hot guy that plays instrument:
Hot guy that plays instrument and SINGS:
What's Katy Perry's favorite restaurant? →
T.G.I. Friday’s
When I'm at school →
everyone is in class like:
but when I miss a day of school
Some shit like this happens:
Building a sandcastle →
Expectations:
Reality:
When I decide to clean: →
When I’m told to clean:
That awesome moment when you can read your best... →
Arriving At A Friend's House →
“Hi, thanks for inviting me…”
Arriving At A BEST Friend’s House:
When there is a GIF with words, I watch the mouth... →
That kick ass moment when the teacher calls on you... →
and you answer the question right.
WHAT NOW BITCH!?
When my parents ask me if ill be ok being at home... →
i’m like mom
Looking through a textbook with your friends, and... →
When you try to laugh and still look good... →
Expectation:
Reality:
Ugg Boots and Shorts →
I’m just:
WHAT? WERE YOUR FEET COLD, AND YOUR VAGINA HOT??
Before the exam........ →
3O days before the exam
2O days before the exam
1O days before the exam
1 day before the exam
3 hours before the exam
1O minutes before the exam
How I say hello: →
When I’m meeting new people:
When I see someone cute/trying to flirt:
To everyone else:
And to my best friends:
When your mom/dad are going food shopping & you... →
You can’t wait for them to get home
and you wait nd wait like
then they get home and you’re like
& they are taking all the items out of the bags & you’re just waiting for what you asked them for
& then they all done & you don’t see what you asked them for anywhere & you ask them like
”umm.. wh-where’s the hotpockets???”
& their like
“Ohh shoot! i...
Trying to still look good while crying →
Expectations:
Reality:
When it's late at night ... →
Your mom tells you to go to sleep :
But you secretly use the computer :
And when you hear footsteps
When I'm wearing socks & step in something wet: →
When you're on your way to a concert. →
You know you're a nerd when... →
You’re sitting in class, doing your work, and getting the answers correct like
And then you hear someone yell out the wrong answer, and you’re like
Getting home on a friday with no homework... →
That awkward moment when someone suggests that you... →
Shut the fuck up i’m working on it
Eating solves everything. →
When you’re sad.
When you’re mad.
When you`re bored.
My hair →
At School when I’m with friends:
At home, alone before I go to sleep:
'I'm going to study' →
Expectation:
I’m ready for this bitch,
Reality:
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"I'm going to start eating healthy!" →
Expectation:
Reality:
I miss the days when homework was 'connect the... →
Trust in friends: →
Expectation:
Reality:
When your parents don't like what you're wearing →
Walking home alone at night and , you hear a... →
That moment when you're so tired, but you don't... →
When people trip and fall in a horror movie. →
You:
Them:
"Okay class, pass up last nights homework" →
When you're eating.. →
at a restaurant,
but when you’re at home or friend’s house,
