That moment when you ask your friend for a bite of their food and end up eating the whole thing
You’re all:
And they’re all:
And you’re just like:
April 2012
How you act when you hear a dirty joke..
With your friends:
With your family:
With younger kids:
That one day fame on facebook because its your birthday.
Six words you NEVER say to a fangirl
When I'm the 1,000,000th visitor on a website
what they think I’m going to do
what I really do
Why do these bitches on horror movies ask the killer "Who are you?"
Bitch, do you expect the killer to say “Oh, hello, I am John Smith, here’s my identification card, now I’m gon’ kill you, okay?!”
I’m just there like;
I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am I that hot? :)
WHEN YOU WALK INTO YOUR CLASS AT THE START OF THE YEAR AND SEE WHAT IDIOTS YOU’RE WITH
I hate it when people stare at the stuff they spilled over like
And i’m over here like
NIGGA IZ U CLEANIN DAT WIT YO EYES?!
When I start talking about my obsessions:
My parents:
People at school:
My friends:
People on tumblr:
Pretending to text in an awkward situation.
I always thought that science classes would be like this.
but in reality, its like this:
"Do you still add with your fingers?"
Pretending To Be A Model..
Expectation:
Reality:
When I pass a test I didn't study for
"Hey, do you want the rest of my sandwich?"
Thanks to tumblr i know all the characters and current plots in shows that i’ve never watched
Dancing at a party
Expectation:
Reality:
All of us on tumblr are cruel. We laugh at some of the most morbid things. Such as:
That one person who always asks "are you two dating?"
and you both go;
